i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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