Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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