you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I love you.
Bad choice
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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