So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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