So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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