i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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