IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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