He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
