I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
