i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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