Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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