Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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