Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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