I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
whose parrot is this?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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