if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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