dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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