So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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