Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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