I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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