I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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