The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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