do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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