That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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