I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
