that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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