Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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