is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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