We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
