I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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