i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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