Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
