so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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