We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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