My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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