i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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