The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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