i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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