either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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