I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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