All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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