I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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