If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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