Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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