I hate your face
He uses pillows to masturbate.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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