It was confusing and full of hummus
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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