i just made my gag reflex go away.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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