We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm really busy with my period
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