At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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