Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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