Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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