Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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