i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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