taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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