I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i think i have herpe
just one?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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