Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize