So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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