I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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