im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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